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March 13th, 2006

Don't be a ho!

Had a long phone call about weird things this morning. Somehow it got onto the topic of weird new Indo laws. Its always something psycho and inane, and usually based on 'morality'.

In a country where pickpockets, when caught, are lucky not to be set on fire by an angry mob (I kid you not!) it's funny that the morality we worry about are visible belly buttons and people showing too much skin.


R: Well, you know how they want to pass that new anti-pornography law?
Bart: As per usual.
R: What? You haven't heard about this? They want to make it illegal to show too much. It's like, cover up, yo.
Bart: Cover how much up? Do these people know they live in the tropics? has anyone told them? I should send them an email . . . .
R: Like, shoulders have to be covered, and no short-shorts and stuff. Past the kness, I think. For everyone.
Bart: No short-shorts? Aww~
Bart: It'll come down on the girls, though. You just know it will. Guys will still get to roll up sleaves and go shirtles when they play ball and stuff.
Bart: And how the hell are shoulders pornographic?
R: I dunno.
R:Some jackass hauled a lady to a police office and accused her of being a whore. He wanted them to question her. What was she doing? Waiting for a bus past dark.
Bart: Thats what they all say.
R: She was also eight months pregnant.
R: I think he's the one who needs questioning. And maybe psychiatric help.

Because pregnant women are all the rage as hookers. -__-;;; And even if she was, why can't people mind their own damn business?

R: They also want to outlaw kissing, hand-holding and all PDAs.
Bart: If their porn is filled with nothing but people holding hands, I pity them.
R: There was this kung-fu movie with a shirtless dude on the poster--
Bart: And the theatre put ducktape over his belly button. Yeah.
R: Hell no. I mean that too, but someone set fire to this one.
R: And yeah. It's gonna mainly be the girls. I like that idea: "I had a dirty thought, go cover up!"
Bart: I'm getting flabby go do some push-ups.
R: So many possibilities. If only the world really worked that way.
Bart: It doesn't? Go do some push-ups.
R: Anyway. It hasn't passed yet, and now people are protesting it.
R: Kinda like that "No vigorous sex" law they thought would pass then got protested out.

You heard right, folks! The No Vigorous Sex law.

R: Yeah. Some guy wanted to make it illegal to have sex that was too vigorous.
Bart: Some guy who's obviously not getting any.
Bart: It reminds me of that satire sex. Where the lady's just laying back, thinking of england . . . . That was a funny a show. I can't remember what it was called.
R: And no orgies, either. He wanted to make orgy patrols.

Yup. Orgy patrols. Thats a swat team I bet people would just be clamoring to get onto.

Bart: I wonder how you measure sex vigorousness. Do they have a scale? Heheh. Richter?
Bart: Imagine how bad it would be to have the orgy police raid you. It would be like rubbing it in: "No orgy? *whew* 'Coz your neighbors? Swinging from the walls!"
R: Rafters.
Bart: Either way, it's obviously too vigorous.

rurounibug ; 12:24 AM|fine, ignore me

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