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indoglish
Because I use a lot of Indo on this mostly English site, here's some lingo for the uninitiated:abang=big brother
ade/adek=younger sibling (gender neutral)
bete/bt=a negative emotion, usually irritation or a bad mood
cewe/ce=slang for girls
cowo/co=slang for boys
ja'im (jaga imej/image)=guarding your social image
kakak (pronounced kaka')=older sibling (gender neutral, or female, depending)
--kak (ka')=honorific for older siblings or 'sempai'
kuliah/kul=college
gwe (sometimes gw, gue)=slang for I or me
SD=elementary school
SK (sometimes es-ka; setia kawan): solidarity, loyalty (among friends) skul=school
SMA=high school
SMP=middle school
TK=kindergarten
wa=slang for I, me (same as 'gwe')
what are all those 2s? this is shorthand for a 'kata ulang' or repeated word. ngakak2 is read ngakak-ngakak= laughing very hard
any words that need to be added?
June 3rd, 2007
So theres these assasins, see? And they have a flower shop . . . .
Weiss Kreuz my first big reading fandom, and my only real writing one. This fic (and some others) survived my laptop meltdown by virtue of having been uploaded to the net, but LJ is refusing to let me update, and so thereby torment my LJflist with this fossil, so I'm slapping it up here.
This is an old fic, and I think one of the first things I ever put up on the web. It predates even my very embarassing first blogger blog, so before you ask 'whats up with all the asterisks?' let me just say there was a time before itallics. It was a dark time.
Fixing a Bug
WK
Highly trained assasins? Weiss tries to kill something.
PG13, for language
*emphasis or sound effects*
[actions--think stage directions]
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fixing a bug
Youji: [Wanders into bathroom, humming and smoking] What the--? [Adjusts sunnies so he can peer over them] Holy SHIT!!! [Pelts out of bathroom, slamming door behind him and leaning against it] God!! Someone HELP me!!
Ken: [Comes running up stairs pulling on bugnuk] What is it? Is it schwarz? Are we under Attack? [Looks at Youji pointing at bathroom door and flings it open.] Is it an intruder? Is it—Oh my GOD!!
Youji: Just so you know: I’m not going in there.
Ken: Me neither.
Youji: Someone’s gonna have to, you know . . . kill it.
Ken: *I’m* not doing it.
Youji: *If* we ever want to use the bathroom again . . . .
Ken: I’ll wait till it dies of natural causes.
Youji: How long will *that* take? I’ve got a date tonight!
Ken: Then *you* kill it.
Youji: [Makes pleading face} Kenken . . . *please*?
Ken: Forget it. You do it.
Youji: You’re *armed*! [Nods at Ken’s bugnuk]
Ken: Yeah. For *close* range. I’m not getting that near to that *thing*.
[They look at each other]
Ken & Youji: OMIIIIII!!!!!
[Omi runs up stairs and pushes between them, peering into bathroom]
Omi: W-What is it?
Youji: Geez. Beats the hell outta me.
Ken: *You’re* the genius.
Omi: That’s the grossest bug I’ve ever seen.
Ken: Yeah. Me too.
Omi: It’s huge.
Ken: Tokyo polution. Probably mutated on its way up from the sewers.
Youji: Go get your darts or something.
Omi: Youji-kun, it’s a *bug*
Youji: [looks at bug] Right. Go get your crossbow.
Omi: Why don’t you just bop it or something?
Ken: Yeah, Youji. Why don’t you?
Youji: [glares at them over his shades] Why don’t *you*?
Ken: *You’re* the one that wants to use the bathroom.
Youji: Who said? I just wandered in by chance. You’re lucky I was nice enough to warn you two.
Ken: Fine! [stubbornly crosses arms over chest] I don’t wanna go in there, either.
Youji: Good. Fine. [crosses arms over chest too. Glares at Ken]
Omi: But Ken-kun, Youji-kun, if we don’t kill it, it might get into one of our rooms.
Youji: I don’t care. I’m not bopping it.
Omi: Oh? What *do* you wanna do? Release it back into the wild?
Youji: Does that involve getting close to *it*? [nods at bug]
Omi: Yes.
Youji: Forget it.
Ken: I say live and let live.
[silence. They stare at the bug. Bug scurries an inch forward. Ken, Youji and Omi jump back]
Omi: It *moved*!!!
Ken: Shit!! The damn things hostile!!!
Youji: [whispers] Don’t talk so loud about bopping it. You don’t want to make it mad.
[Omi and Ken stare at him like he’s crazy]
Youji: [still whispering] Well, you’d be mad too if you heard people talking about wanting to mush you.
Ken: [sarcastic whisper] Maybe we should just politely ask it to please leave? [yells] You’re an IDIOT, Youji!!
Youji: [Wails] well, we’ve gotta do *something*!!! I have a da~te!!!
[They all look at each other. At bug. At each other.]
Youji, Ken & Omi: AYAAAAA!!!!!
[Aya pokes head out of room. Raises eyebrow]
Omi: Aya-kun! We need your help.
Aya: [Narrows eyes suspiciously] With what?
Youji: Come here.
[Aya walks over. Blinks at bug]
Aya: What the hell is *that*?
Youji: [shrugs]
Omi: A bug.
Ken: Gross, huh?
Aya: *That’s* what you wanted to show me?
Youji: [nods]
Omi: We need someone to kill it.
Ken: *Youji* needs someone to kill it.
Aya: And?
Omi: [whines] Come on, Aya-kun!! It might get into one of our rooms!
Aya: [looks at Ken, looks at his bugnuk] *You’re* armed.
Ken: [waves bugnuk-ed arm] Hey, I have to *wear* these things!
Youji: [wails, again] I’m gonna be la~te!!
Aya: [glares at him] *You* kill it, then.
Youji: I *can’t*. It’s too gross!! Bugs are all green and icky inside!!! [shudders]
Omi: [nods in agreement]
Youji: Don’t tell me you’re *scared* of a *bug*, *Abyssinian*?
Aya: [shrugs] Are *you*?
Youji: Um…
Omi: Yes.
Ken: God, yes.
Youji: Only of *that* one.
Aya: [blinks, looks like he’s waiting for something]
Youji: Alright, already!! I’ll *pay* you, for God’s sake!!
Aya: How do you want me to kill it?
Youji: What? That’s twisted. Even for you.
Aya: [looks at Youji like he’s an idiot] Nothing of *mine* is coming into contact with that thing.
Omi: Bop it with a shoe.
Aya: [thinks] Okay. Get me Ken’s cleats.
Ken: Hey!
Youji: [runs off and gets them] Here you go, Aya.
Ken: Hey!!!
Omi: I can’t watch. [hides face in hands]
Aya: [edges into bathroom with a soccer shoe in either hand]
*THUNK*
Omi: [still hiding face in hands] What was *that*?
Youji: Aya’s heavy artillery.
Aya: Fuck!! I missed! [throws other shoe at bug.]
*THUNK*
Aya: Damn it, missed again!!
Ken: [squints at bug] No you didn’t. Look, you crippled it!
Omi: [still hiding eyes] EEWwww!!!
Youji: You’re gonna need another shoe to put it out of its misery. Unless you wanna go in there to get one of Ken’s cleats back?
[Aya starts to do that, edging into the bathroom and around the bug, when the bug suddenly lurches forward]
Ken: SHIT!! It MOVED!!!!!
Startled Omi: AaaaaGhhh!!!
Startled Aya: [Leaps back into hall]
Startled Youji: FFFUUUCCKKK!!!!
[They glare at Ken]
Ken: Heheh . . . Sorry?
Aya: I need another shoe.
Omi, Youji & Ken: [Look at Aya’s booted feet]
Aya: [glares] *Not* mine. [looks at their feet--Omi is in socks, Ken is in sneakers, Youji is wearing fancy leather boots] Give me your boots.
Youji: What? No!
Aya: Do you want this thing dead?
[Ken and Omi look at each other]
Ken: I’ll hold him down, you get the boots off, Omi.
Omi: Okay, Ken-kun
Youji: Hey, what the--? You bastards!! You can’t *do* this to me!! I’m the *eldest*! You’re supposed to *respect* me, goddammit!!
Omi: Heres the boots, Aya-kun.
Aya: [starts to stalk forward]
[Bug lurches forward on remaining legs, weiss jumps back]
Ken: He’s awfully uppity for someone with three crushed legs.
Youji: You better not get bug gunk on my boots.
Aya: [narrows eyes at bug] I’m not scared of you, motherfucker.
Omi, Ken & Youji: [blink]
*THUNK*
Aya: Shi-Ne!! [throws remaining shoe at bug]
*THUNK*
Ken: Um . . . .
Omi: [peeks out from behind his hands, looks sick] What a mess…
Ken: Great. Now it’s *all over* the bathroom.
Youji: [sniff] And my boots.
Aya: [looks satisfied and stalks away]
Youji: I can’t go in there with dead bug all over the place. Someone’s gonna have to, you know . . . clean up.
Ken: I don’t do disposal.
Omi: I’ll wait until it decomposes.
Youji: [wails] But I have to get ready for a da~te!!!
rurounibug ; 12:45 AM|2 replies
Lynda (guest)
rurounibug
Good old yXa, my first fandom comm. I've been meaning to get the old (readable) fics back up somewhere not on yahoo!space, but so far the bugfic is all thats made it up.
Thanks for reading. Again. :D